Offer · Oct 28, 2026
Two Weeks Offline
Get a household or building ready for two weeks without internet (and unreliable building power/water) — without a prepper rabbit hole.
Product mockups · Free Intelligence · Oct 28, 2026
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Offline-Ready Checklist
23 steps · Size it for 1–200 people · water planner · dated Amazon/Costco buy list. Source list credit @tomowenmorgan.
Open the checklist →The Grand Slam Offer
“Two Weeks Offline”
“My family / building can get through two weeks without internet or reliable building power.”
Value equation
Push dream outcome and likelihood of success up; push time delay and effort toward zero — with a sized list and a calculator instead of a research project.
Problem → solve
| No time to research | Sized buy list with quantities |
| Don’t know how much water | Gallon calculator for people × days |
| Wrong kit for kids | “Food they’ll eat” + Costco staples |
| Can’t trust the picks | No affiliates, dated price reads |
| Overwhelm | 8 areas, cash + paper first |
Hard to refuse
- The checklist is free forever.
- If a pick is wrong for your building, tell us and we fix the page.
- Bonuses: water jug math for your size · Costco warehouse notes · paper-first mini list.
What we sell
Three ways to get ready
Proposed launch prices. Payment by email invoice for now — card checkout coming.
Digital PDFPaper Pack
$29
- Printable contacts sheet
- Meeting-point card
- Account / insurance blank forms
- “Cash + paper first” one-pager
Most popularHousehold Kit Concierge
$199
- We size your household (people × days)
- Mark what’s already done
- Personal buy list with quantities
- One-call walkthrough
Buildings & HOAsBuilding / HOA Offline Audit
$750
- Sized for residents (up to ~200)
- Water storage plan for high-rise pumps
- Paper procedures for super / entry
- Custom checklist for the board
Source credits
- Checklist items from @tomowenmorgan (22 Oct 2026).
- Offer structure adapted from the Hormozi value equation / Grand Slam Offer and Leadbird cold-email frameworks, via Nick Abraham’s X post (27 Oct 2026).
- Free Intelligence · Oct 28, 2026.